The Facebook Aloof: Sits There & Does Nothing
Everyone has Facebook these days, even the Facebook Aloof!
The Facebook Aloof is a species that has a Facebook profile just so they can be involved in the most minimal way possible. They only have a profile because everyone has one but hate conforming so they stay as low key as possible posting comments that are slim to mildly encouraging. This person creates a profile to use so they can 'sticky beak' into other peoples lives and stalk their movements without having to exert too much effort. The Facebook Aloof's profile page is as baron as the Sahara Desert and leaves a sandy taste in your mouth.
These people cannot muster up enough energy to create a proper profile and if they ever upload a profile picture you can be sure that it will be anything but one of their face, and if so it's from 10 years ago. These people make poor relationship choices, and due to the lack of enthusiasm and energy put into their profiles you can be sure they would be as useful as a priest in the sack.
What bothers me about the Facebook Aloof is that they choose to be a part of Facebook and feel entitled to all information we put out there, yet they are not willing to exchange the service. I'm not a fan of the one way relationship, I'm all about give and take. Like semen on vintage hotel curtains, the Facebook Aloof sits there completely unpleasant on the eye and annoys the fuck out of everyone!
You cannot even invite a Facebook Aloof to an event, your friends will judge you. Speaking of being judged, it is said that an aloof is someone who is conspicuously uninvolved and uninterested, typically through distaste. Thank you, I like to masturbate long words into my blog to give the impression that I am in fact a university graduate with some level of intelligence. Moving back on to the topic about inviting an aloof to a party, they would be a complete no show anyway and make you look like a fool.
Another annoying aspect of the Facebook Aloof is when they don't have their actual name up and they friend request you. Who are you and why are you adding me to Facebook? If you are going to request me as a friend on Facebook be creative, have a profile that stands out. Please see the example below:
This profile encourages me to accept your friend request and leaves me wanting to know more about you. It has a profile picture, shows what this person is interested in, the amount of friends they have and wall access so you can see if this person is in fact real. This man has even gone to great lengths to impress by putting up a jovial name because he is witty and intelligent.
Take notes you Facebook Aloof, you could learn a thing or two from Anil Dikshit!
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