SELFIES: I Guess Since You Have No Friends To Take Photos With

Selfies:

A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures. They resort to Facebook to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie photo usually includes a  push up bra for maximum "tittage", a herpe filled pout, a hand gesture such as a peace sign and a dress so short we can see their wax job (or lack of). 

Since the internet is full of slappers doing selfie pictures let's analyse and review some on a regular basis. I have nothing against selfies, we have all done some type of selfie photo, but it's the ones who have album after album of selfie photos...

Well hello there! Aren't you just a naughty little girl, yes you in the Kmart pinks! You should audition for that Swedish television show where you get locked in a room for 21 years and pop out some kiddies! No, I'm not talking about Big Brother you naughty little goose, I'm talking about Father Fritzels Love Dungeon. 

It's a good excuse to make friends with the camera whilst Father Fritzel is out on the town ruining other young women's lives. Then when you escape one day you can Ebay your Selfie Portfolio and make millions, and then go buy a decent outfit.

I'm an AVATAR, I have no VA-JAY-JAY! *lelelelelelelelelelelele aroooooffff lelelelele*. I'm not sure how to spell the noises they make but she has no pubic hair or baby box! Good for her!

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